Don't do that tortoise!

It's like a shiver of excitement. The feeling you'd get if someone suddenly gave you permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.
  • getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
  • baby: f-f-f-f
  • dad: father??
  • baby: ***Flawless (remix)