Don't do that tortoise!

It's like a shiver of excitement. The feeling you'd get if someone suddenly gave you permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via fake-mermaid)

australiansanta:

my brother getting swooped by a bird somewhere in new zealand

australiansanta:

my brother getting swooped by a bird somewhere in new zealand

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

(via dealwiththat)