Don't do that tortoise!

It's like a shiver of excitement. The feeling you'd get if someone suddenly gave you permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

So when kids complain that they’ll never use math in real life? Remind them that it’s only true if they’re planning on a life that sucks.

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